The Public Radio Tote Bag

I didn't think I'd post again so soon, but then I saw this when browsing  my favorite public radio station's website (a thing plenty of people do):

WNYC says, "Classic Ira Glass-the clever statement on this bag is wry, witty, pointed." 

I'm not going to lie, I'm jealous of anyone currently toting their kale bushels around Brooklyn wearing this baby. Unfortunately, I selected a different monthly gift when I gave this year, but you don't have to make the same mistake. Yours if you donate $5 a month to WNYC for a year. It'd be like wearing Ira Glass on your shoulder! 

Which is only kind of weird, right?